I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is to try to please everyone. - Bill Cosby
Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it. - Bill Cosby
I’m supposed to figure out if the glass is half full or half empty, I told her.Without a moment’s hesitation, in a split second, my grandmother shrugged and said: It depends on if you’re drinking or pouring. - Bill Cosby
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. - Bill Cosby
gray hair is gods graffiti - Bill Cosby
Human beings are the only creatures that allow their children to come back home. - Bill Cosby
If you want to be seen, stand up.If you want to be heard, speak up.If you want to be appreciated, shut up. - Bill Cosby
Gray hair is God's graffiti. - Bill Cosby
I really do plan to get out of show business within five years or so. - Bill Cosby
Sigmund Freud once said, "What do women want?" The only thing I have learned in fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that. - Bill Cosby
One of the great mistakes that can be made by a man of my age is to get involved in athletic competition with children--unless, of course, they are under six. And even then, stay away from hide-and-seek. - Bill Cosby
And of course, when you see your brother in the toilet bowl...there's a little voice that say, 'I wonder where he would go...'...if it hadn't been for his head... - Bill Cosby
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted to it. - Bill Cosby
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually produce bizarre behavior, and I'm not talking about the kids. Their behavior is always normal. - Bill Cosby
The past is a ghost, the future a dream and all we ever have is now. - Bill Cosby
And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl. - Bill Cosby
That's why ears have cartilage, to keep them from flapping. - Bill Cosby
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to please everybody. - Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary -- it's the stupid ones that need the advice. - Bill Cosby
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope. - Bill Cosby
The very first law in advertising is to avoid the concrete promise and cultivate the delightfully vague. - Bill Cosby
If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it. - Bill Cosby
A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need advice. - Bill Cosby
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful. - Bill Cosby
A sail boat that sails backwards can never see the sun rise. - Bill Cosby